Der Witz ist auf mir. Die Freude ist anderswo. Es ist schwierig, schreiend ignoriert zu werden zu verstehen, und sogar schwieriger zu verstecken, nachdem es geschehen ist. Vær så snill og forstå. Eller gjør ikke.

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to giving up before.

        Dale E. Smoothwagon here with another issue of the Red State News Network’s topic of the week. 
        With presidential approval ratings at an all time low of 26%, we here at the Red State News Network have realized a growing epidemic that certainly strikes fear into all of our hearts, and must be brought to a halt.
        Over the past few years and increasingly prevalent in recent months, we have seen the dangerous torrent of liberal ideas being spewed out among society, certainly all for the worsening of this nation of which we are all obligated to protect. Topics currently being distorted by this legion of disrespect and anti-patriotism include to date: reduction of troops in Iraq, harsher gun control laws, and more focus on solving global warming. Possibly the most appalling argument brought up would be that of the latter topic mentioned, global warming. In case you have not heard, global warming is a fictional process cooked up by a group of liberals who hoped to distract the government with the idea long enough that they may overthrow it and take control, instituting communism in America.
        If that is not enough, we have recently become aware that the leading candidate for the Democratic political party is Hilary Clinton, who for all intents and purposes is basically the white and female version of a black homosexual running for president. How could we allow such a personality to be the leader of our country?
        Unfortunately, current laws do not allow us to force our belief system on such ungrateful liberals, and until the legislation we currently have in the works passes to change that, there has up to this point been very little we could do to curtail this growing trend. However, we are very happy to inform you that the Red State News Network (RSNN) has teamed up with the Academy for the Betterment of Society Under Republican Direction (ABSURD) to bring to you a way in which you can help our cause, and at the same time make a resounding public announcement of your beliefs and feelings on matters important to our country today.
        Yes, as of today we are proud to offer to you what is being called “ABSURD Bumper Stickers.” ABSURD Bumper Stickers tackle important issues such as: the right to bear arms, the importance of the flag salute in schools, and of course, exposing the falsehood of this so called “global warming.”
        As fellow Red Staters, we are confident that you can appreciate the value of having the person driving behind you have no doubt as to your political beliefs. We are also certain that you can understand the type of moral victory you will experience as those silly liberals see your ABSURD Bumper Sticker and must give up in frustration, knowing that there is absolutely nothing that they can do to change it!
        So we petition you, our wonderful conservative friends and allies, to log on to www.ABSURDForever.com today, and make sure that never again will your beliefs go unknown by those driving behind you. And maybe, just maybe, as our ABSURD Bumper Stickers are seen by the world, we can help bring that approval rating up… One ABSURD idea at a time.

        Why NASCAR is the greatest sport on the face of the earth, and how you can help in the process of education of the masses on this matter.


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Just a little disclamer, I don't claim to know anything at all about politics, but living here in Redding California I do know a thing or two about idiots and rednecks. So power to you all and your absurd bumper stickers.